Reblog if your idea of sleeping with someone is...
piggybehr: wanderlustswede: Absolutely. woof
(402): My addiction to golf is getting out of hand….I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
(212): He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
(702): We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you. (843): You’re the best wingman ever.
(212): You have to understand, he didn’t so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.